From the JOKIN' AROUND DISK by LEEJAN ENTERPRISES P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley. South Australia. 5159. Owner Registration\Validation\Certification Market Survey Informational Form: I am: __________Male __________Female __________Other ___________None I am: ______Under 20 ______Under 30 ______Under 40 _____Under 50 _____Under 60 ______Under the Weather ______None of Your Damn Business ______Bug Off! Which of the Following Statements Best Describes Your Feelings About Children? (Select ONE statement) ______"You do THAT in the bathroom!" ______"You do NOT do THAT on the carpet." ______"If you do that on the carpet one more time, I'll kill!" ______"Don't put your thumb in THAT end of the dog!" ______"Give that to Daddy, and don't pull the trigger." In a contemporary marriage, who should be responsible for the majority of the housework? (Again, ONE statement only, please) ______The Man. ______The Women. ______The Servants. ______The Children. ______The Roto-Rooter Man. ______Only occasionally. ______Seldom ______Never In the unusual event that a vacuum cleaner is to be used, be sure to: ______Plug it in. ______Turn it on. ______Unpack it from the carton before you do these things. ______Give it to your spouse. An ordinary household toaster can be used for some or many of the following: ______Warm the car before you get in (usually in the winter) ______Melt the snow from the back steps (usually in the winter) ______Heat the garbage ______Defrost the fridge ______Turn ordinary bread into charcoal briquettes. The kind of sex you probably would most enjoy is: ______All of it. ______Well, at least most of it. ______Certainly, some of it. ______With other person. ______With other persons. ______With primates. See psychologist. ______With parakeets. See psychiatrist. ______With fish, in a scuba outfit. See No One. It Won't Help. ______With all of the above and others! See Sideshow operator, you have a job! My Attitude Toward Religion is: ______Watching Jimmy Swaggart sweat and cry. ______Watching Jimmy Swaggart play the piano and sweat. ______Watching Jimmy Swaggart walk through the potted palms and sweat. ______Watching Jimmy Swaggart walk, cry and sweat, all at the same time. ______Watching Jerry Falwell condemn Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker. ______Watching Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker condemn Jerry Falwell. ______Watching Oral Roberts make new claims and get more money. ______Watching Jimmy Swaggart condemn Oral Roberts. ______Watching Oral Roberts condemn Jimmy Swaggart. ______Watching Jerry Falwell condemn Jimmy Swaggart. ______Watching Oral Roberts say that no matter who dies, he'll revive them. ______I'm into human sacrifice and I'd be willing to start with Jimmy Swaggart. My idea of perfect entertainment is: ______Have a cheap beer and belch loudly. ______Have an even cheaper beer and belch from both ends simultaneously. ______Have a nice glass of wine and watch the fire in the fireplace. ______Have several glasses of wine and watch the fire, where ever. ______Have a few martinis and spit into the fire to get it really going. ______Have some cheap whiskey and fight that fire, or anyone handy. ______Have some cheap gin and start a fire, anywhere. ______Have some cheap vodka and start a fire inside myself. From the JOKIN' AROUND DISK by LEEJAN ENTERPRISES P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley. South Australia. 5159.